Emma Ono Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sapporo

So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

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"A Gold digger and the ultimate fame whore". I would add 'no-talent' slut to that description. She was considered a fraud in NYC before.

By the end of the night, I’m exhausted but happy. I walk back home, squishing my wet shoes on the pavement. I think about how crazy today was. From spilled lattes to duck drama, Ono never disappoints.

Finley: The insult that cost the University of Michigan its president