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Sex-dating apps, man, they’re everywhere now. Tinder, Bumble, all dat jazz. I tried it once, an’ I was like, “What da hell is dis?” So many profiles, so little time. But, Lightbulb! Some cool stories, like dis one guy who met his wife on a sex-dating app but said it was for “networking.” Haha, smooth, bro! I was happy for him, but also, like, “Really, dude? Networking?” Sarcasm, right?

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