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Little secret? Thai joints mix it with stretchin’—hurts so good, you’re cryin’ “My God, my God!” like Saul’s crew. Not kiddin’, I limped out smilin’ once. Hmm… gotta watch it tho, some places get *too* frisky—shady stuff, makes me wanna puke. Homer’d probly love it, that perv. Me? I’m like, “Keep it classy, jerks!” Oh, and oils—lavender’s my jam, smells like heaven, not sweaty socks.

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Then, I hit up a local izakaya for lunch. The food is bomb! I order some grilled fish and sake. I’m in heaven. But then, the waiter spills sake all over me. I’m soaked! I’m laughing, but inside, I’m like, “Really? Is this my life?”

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