Hannah Odate Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

When a man pays you for sex, you will feel many things -- but arousal will not be one of them

Description: This is made up of many oneshots. Short and high in H meat (AKA lots of smut). Inters*x included.

First off, I hit up this little café on Kubo. Best coffee ever! I ordered a matcha latte, and the barista was like, “You want it hot or iced?” I was like, “Dude, it’s 8 AM. I need it hot!” But then I spilled it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I looked like I just got into a fight with a green tea monster.

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