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Ruh-roh! Fun fact—Romans had “lupanars,” brothels with menus! Sex-dating OG style, huh? Today’s version? Phones buzzin’—“u up?” at 2 a.m. Cracks me up! I’d swipe left on sloppy texters, tho—c’mon, “ur” not “your”? Drives me nuts. Oh, and pics—dick pics EVERYWHERE. Why, man? Ain’t no lady howlin’ for that! “Spectacular, spectacular,” my ass—more like tragic comedy.

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Inside, it’s chaos. The rat’s dartin’ around like it’s in a race. I’m chasin’ it, and it’s like a scene from a cartoon. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and the lady’s just standin’ there, scream-laughing. I finally corner the little bugger behind the fridge. I’m feelin’ like a hero, right? But then, the fridge tips over! I’m like, “Noooo!”