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About Sapporo

Here’s a kicker—did ya know in Japan they got this “nurumassage”? Slimey as hell, they slide all over you! I’m like, “Whoa, slow down, I ain’t no sushi roll!” Surprised the shit outta me, but damn, it’s slick—literally. Say hello to my little friend, right? He’s lovin’ it! I’m thinkin’, “This is how you scalp Nazis, with style!” Total Tarantino vibe, over-the-top, messy, fuckin’ glorious.

Shima Onsen Yoshimoto

Yoshimoto. HK$. 1, from. Price per night. Shima, Nakanojo-machi, Agatsuma-gun Massage services. Room service. Bicycle rentals. Golf. Hearth.

Long story short, I finally catch the rat, but the fridge? Yeah, it’s toast. The lady’s all, “You broke my fridge!” I’m like, “Lady, I just saved your life!” But she didn’t see it that way. I left her house with a bruised ego and a rat in a bag.