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But real talk, it’s fun too. Met this chick once—total spark, like Jesse sayin’, “I feel awake now!” We’re chattin’, vibin’, then bam—she ghosts me! Surprised me, sure, but I laughed it off. Sex-dating’s a gamble, doc. Ya win some, ya lose some. Pro tip: don’t send dick pics unless they ask—learned that the hard way, heh.

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Later, I get this couple. They’re all lovey-dovey, holding hands and whispering sweet nothings. I’m like, “Get a room, people!” But then, they start arguing. I’m stuck in the middle of their drama. The girl’s like, “You never listen!” and the guy’s like, “I do too!” I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh.

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