Penelope Mombetsu Whore ❤️❤️

About Kobe

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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So, I’m trying to pull everything together, and my mind is racing. I’m thinking about the beautiful Mombetsu River, how I’d rather be chilling by the water than stuck in this madness. I mean, who wouldn’t want to relax by the river, watching the boats go by?

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