Aurora Kyoto Sex Dating ❤️❤️

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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess, man. You got apps— Tinder, Bumble, whatever—full of thirsty weirdos. I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off, thinkin’, “You don’t f**k with me, I f**k with you!”—straight outta Cronenberg’s flick. This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy, matched with some chick, met up, and bam—she robbed his ass blind! True story, swear on my sweet forest. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked like 30 million horny fools’ data—talk ‘bout exposure, ha!

A word of warning: Hostess bars and the red-light district

Dating in Kyoto can be a bit tricky due to cultural differences, so your best bet is to sign up for a dating site before your trip so you can meet a few locals ahead of time. www.facebook.com .

Anyway, I finally make it to the auction house. It’s on Kiyamachi Street, right by the river. Beautiful spot, but today? Ugh. The vibe was off. My boss, Mr. Tanaka, was in a mood. He’s pacing like a caged tiger. I’m thinkin’, “What’s up with him?” Turns out, he’s stressed about this rare samurai sword we’re auctioning. It’s a big deal, like, “Holy grail” level.

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