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Gets me blood boilin’ sometimes, though. You’ve got these posh spas chargin’ an arm and a leg, all “tantric this” and “sensual that,” but it’s just a glorified back rub with a fancy name! Daylight robbery, I tell ya. Then there’s the underground lot – shady as a fox in a henhouse. Saw an X post once, some punter moanin’ he got a “massage” from a lass who barely spoke English, hands like sandpaper. Poor sod! Made me laugh, though – *quid pro quo*, mate, you pays your money, you takes your chance.

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The scrolls are beautiful, but the bidding is insane! People are throwing money like it’s confetti. I’m trying to keep up, but my brain’s fried. I’m mixing up numbers, and at one point, I accidentally say “one million” instead of “one hundred thousand.” The crowd goes wild! I’m like, “Oops, my bad!” But hey, it worked out. The scrolls sold for a fortune.

Israeli tourist in Japan asked to sign war crimes declaration at Kyoto hotel