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So, sex-dating’s this mad dance, yeah. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—modern meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “6ft only.” Bloody hell, it’s primal! Makes me think of Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*, struttin’ round, yellin’ *“You gotta pick up the phone and start dialin’!”* Except here, it’s “Swipe, mate, swipe!” I’m chucklin’—half these profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Catfish galore. Saw one lass, profile pic all glam, turns out she’s 50, not 25. Surprise of the century, that was. Pissed me off—don’t waste my time, yeah?

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady on the bank starts yellin’ at us. She’s like, “You kids better not tip that boat!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, we’re not tryin’ to drown!” But it’s all in good fun. We wave at her, and she just shakes her head. Classic Koka vibes.

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