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About Kobe

Oi, mate, it’s Loki here—yep, *that* Loki, smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ya know? So, I’m sittin’ here, twiddlin’ knobs as a radio-electronic installer—wires, circuits, the lot—and I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ‘cos why not? Whore’s a word, innit? Gets thrown ‘round like cheap mead at a feast. But lemme tell ya, it’s got layers—like Grace in *Dogville*, that flick I’m mad for. Lars von Trier, 2003, fuckin’ genius, right? “The beautiful fugitive in a world of fools”—that’s her, and that’s whore too, sometimes.

A Blog that Was Inspired by Bill Simmons…Written by a Guy Who Hates Bill Simmons

Hunslet RLFC are delighted to announce the signing of year-old Australian hooker Kobe Rugless from Blacktown Workers Sea Eagles.

Next, I hit up the famous Kobe beef joint. I mean, c’mon, I had to! I sit down, and the waiter’s all like, “You want the A5?” I’m like, “Heck yeah!” This steak was melt-in-your-mouth good. I’m talkin’ like, “Why can’t all food be this amazing?” I’m practically drooling.

Luka Dončić donates entire cost of restoring vandalized Kobe Bryant mural in downtown Los Angeles