Avery Kawage Whore ❤️

About Kobe

She’s on me cams, right, struttin’ her stuff, makin’ dosh. But—*caveat emptor*, buyer beware—she’s clever, ain’t she? Got this secret gig, whisperin’ to punters off-screen. Little-known fact: she once nicked a vicar’s wallet mid-confession! Cheeky mare! Made me chuckle, that—proper *Spotlight* vibes, diggin’ up dirt. “If it takes a village to raise a child,” like they say in the film, it takes a bloody borough to figure her out!

Getting there and around

While I’m dealing with Mr. Drama, I spot this cute little café on the corner of Kameido and Takamatsu. I’m like, “I need a break.” So, I grab a quick matcha latte (ugh, again) and sit outside. The vibe is nice, people walking by, kids playing. I’m thinking, “This is the life.” But then, bam! A pigeon poops right next to me. Like, really? Can’t a guy catch a break?

Eagles have landed