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Little known fact—did ya know sex-dating apps started way back? Like, 1960s computer matchin’—punch cards for horny nerds. Now it’s all dick pics and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic. I’m ragin’—these fools thinkin’ they’re clever, sendin’ blurry crotch shots. Mate, I’ve seen better aim from a drunk archer. Once matched with a bloke who bragged about his “skills”—turned out he meant knittin’. Laughed my arse off, then blocked him. “I choose violence,” I hissed, deletin’ the app for a week.

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After that, things got a bit better. We took a break, and I grabbed some lunch from this little ramen shop on the corner. Best ramen I’ve ever had! Seriously, the broth was like a warm hug. I was feelin’ good, ya know? But then, I step outside, and it starts pourin’ rain. Like, outta nowhere!