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About Yokohama

Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed slime and naked sliding. Sounds wild, right? Tried watching vids—slimy as hell, kinda hot, kinda gross. Surprised me how they make it *art*. Me? I’d slip and break my neck, guaranteed. “The past is a foreign country,” Doc’d say, but sexual-massage? It’s timeless, baby—every culture’s got its version, from tantra to Thai twists.

Body Slide

Watch the movie and follow the instructions: You and your partner will be very glad you did! The combination of a proper massage and a deep sexual experience works wonders for your body .

But then, I see this dude trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his soccer skills, but he totally trips and falls. I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you had one job! The girl just rolls her eyes and walks away. Ouch!

Paul Kariya retires after 15 years -- and has some harsh words for the NHL