Ellie Kanazawa Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Kyoto

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m trackin’ down a prossie, yeah? Not your usual mission, but I’m pissed off already—why’s it gotta be so bloody complicated? I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*, that trippy Thai masterpiece. “The past is a knot,” Boonmee says, and mate, findin’ a prostitute feels like untanglin’ that knot with a martini in hand.

Craft beer bars

First thing, I hit up Omicho Market. OMG, the seafood! I’m talkin’ fresh sushi that practically jumped off the counter. I grabbed a piece of maguro, and it was like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I was like, “Why can’t all my meals be this good?” But then, I spilled soy sauce all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I was so mad! Like, c’mon, I just got here!

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