Hazel Kamiichi Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a bleedin’ Bestiary, eh? Gladiator Ricky Gervais, cacklin’ like a mad bastard! Right, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute—grim business, innit? Picture this: me, stompin’ through some dodgy backstreet, lookin’ for a bit of company, yeah? And I’m thinkin’, “This is like *Under the Skin*, ain’t it?” That flick—my fave—where Scarlett Johansson’s an alien tart pickin’ up blokes! “What’s beneath the surface?” I’m mutterin’ to meself, half-pissed, half-curious.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Then, I get back to the office, and my boss is all like, “We need to talk about the budget.” Oh great, just what I needed. Budget talks are the worst. I’m sitting there, trying to keep my eyes open, and he’s going on about numbers and spreadsheets. I’m like, “Dude, can we not?”

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