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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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The performance was wild! I danced my heart out. The crowd was loving it, and I felt like a superstar. But then, halfway through, I tripped on my kimono. I was like, “Noooo!” But I just laughed it off. Gotta keep it real, right?

Japan Photo Journal: Ural owl caught dozing off in Hokkaido tree hollow