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About Saitama

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Izumo-no-Okuni

For as long as she can remember she has lived in Takamagahara and raised as a oiran candidate. She currently works as an attendant to the other oiran. She longs for the world .

So, I finally made it to the shrine. It’s massive, like, you can’t even wrap your head around it. The wooden beams, the thatched roof—just wow. I was feeling all zen and stuff, until I saw a group of kids running around, screaming. Like, chill out, kids! This is a sacred place, not a playground! I was about to give them a piece of my mind when I remembered I was an archivist, not a babysitter.

No, Japan Isn’t Going To Install Catapults And Angled Decks On Its Izumo Class Carriers