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About Kyoto

So, picture this chick, let’s call her Candy—real name prolly somethin boring like Susan. She’s out there, heels clickin, skirt hiked up, makin cash in ways that’d make your grandma faint. Fun fact: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes in Paris ran secret gambling dens—wild, right? Made me happy knowin they hustled smarter than the pimps.

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First off, I hit up the local market on Matsuzaki Street. You know, the one with all the fresh seafood? I’m talking about fish so fresh, they practically wink at ya. I grab some sashimi, and this old dude behind the counter starts chatting me up. He’s all like, “You gotta try the wasabi!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not trying to breathe fire today.” But he insists, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s do this.” I take a bite, and WHOA, my sinuses are clear! But then I’m coughing like a maniac. Thanks, old man.

Celebrate 40 Years of Capybaras Soaking in Warm Waters at Izu Shaboten Zoo