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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, *Inherent Vice* style, fog rollin’ in, lookin’ for a gal. “What’s the deal, baby?” I’d say, tryna sound cool. She’d probly laugh—Kermit ain’t exactly a stud. Maybe she’d quote Doc: “This is some heavy shit!” and I’d croak, “Yeah, far out!” Total trip, man. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly faint if she winked—too much for this frog! You ever tried it? Spill the beans, pal—don’t leave me hangin’! Hi-ho!

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Iwata, and I swear, it felt like the universe was throwing curveballs at me left and right. First off, I overslept. My alarm? Totally failed me. I jumped outta bed like a cat on a hot tin roof. I was late for work at the office on Kōen-dōri. Ugh, typical me, right?

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