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Here’s the tea: it’s not all happy-endin’s, despite what sitcoms say. Some folks think it’s just foreplay—nah, it’s deeper! It’s ‘bout connection, releasin’ stress, feelin’ human. Tho, lemme tell ya, one guy I knew swore his masseuse was a witch—said she “hexed” him into a puddle! Hah! I’m like, “Sweetie, that’s just good technique!” *cackle* Still cracks me up.

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While I’m waitin’, I’m people-watching. There’s this dude in a bright orange jacket. Like, who wears that? He looks like a walking traffic cone. And then, this lady with a million shopping bags trips right in front of me. I’m like, “Whoa, lady! You good?” She just laughs and says, “Just my luck!” Classic, right?