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Met this chick once. Profile said “DTF.” Thought it meant “down to floss.” Nope. Hella awkward. Laughed my ass off later. She ghosted me. Fair. Still cracks me up. People lie, tho. Catfish city. Saw a dude usin’ my own pics! Pissed me off. Whoa, identity theft much?

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After that, I take a break. I step outside, and the air smells like takoyaki from a nearby stall. I’m like, “Yum!” But then, I see this guy on the corner of Kōen-dōri, tryin’ to sell some weird gadgets. I’m talkin’ about stuff that looks like it’s from a sci-fi movie. I’m like, “Dude, what even is that?” He’s all, “It’s a multi-functional potato peeler!” I’m like, “Bro, I just want a normal peeler, not a spaceship!”