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Favorite flick’s *Finding Nemo*, so picture this: me, laid out, some twit’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Just keep swimmin’, you idiot sandwich!” Therapist’s hands were like Dory—lost, flappin’ about, no clue where they’re goin’! Made me laugh, though—happy as a pig in shit when they hit that sweet spot. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought it’d be all dodgy vibes, but nah, some legit science in it—releases endorphins, gets blood pumpin’. Still, half the time it’s a con! Overpriced rubbish—£80 for some numpty to paw ya? “You’re an embarrassment to the ocean!” I’d shout.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, where you at?” I’m like, “Chillin’ in Hitachi-ota, livin’ the dream!” He’s all, “You gotta come to the festival at the station!” I’m like, “What festival?” Apparently, I missed the memo.

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