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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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According to the Code of Administrative Offenses, prostitution in Lithuania is categorised as a crime against morality, and both the client and the sexual.

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Kōen-dōri for my morning coffee fix. You know, the usual—iced latte, some onigiri. But guess what? They were out of my fave flavor! Like, how do you run out of tuna mayo? It’s a classic! I was ready to throw a fit, but I just grabbed a salmon one instead. Not the same, but whatever.

Emily Hanno, Elías Sánchez-Eppler (Published 2018)