Isabelle Gotenba Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tokyo

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

Gotemba Discreet Hookups

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Route 246. You know, the one with the best onigiri? Yeah, that one. I’m standing there, half-asleep, and this dude in front of me is taking forever. Like, c’mon bro, it’s just a rice ball! I’m about to lose it. Finally, he pays, and I grab my onigiri and a can of iced coffee. Life saver, right?

Experience a fancy, French-inspired meal with a view of Mount Fuji