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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! Sexual-massage, man, it’s like—hands all over, rubbin’, kneadin’, makin’ ya feel like a rockstar, y’know? Like in my fave movie, *Almost Famous*— “It’s all happening!”—except it’s not groupies, it’s some chick or dude tryna loosen your tight-ass muscles with a side of naughty. I mean, who doesn’t want that, right? Gets me all happy, like when Penny Lane says, “I always tell the girls, never take it seriously!”—but damn, I take this shit serious!

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After that, I stroll down to the Gosen Shrine. It’s so peaceful there. I take a moment to breathe. I’m thinking about life, work, and how I need to get my act together. Then, I see this old lady selling mochi. I can’t resist! I buy a couple, and they’re amazing. Sweet, chewy goodness. Totally worth it.

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