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Best part? The madam—old as dirt, voice like gravel, runnin’ shit like a queen. Been there 40 years, they say. Once kicked out a senator—full on brawl, chairs flyin’! I’m picturin’ it, laughin’ my ass off. She’s the boss, no doubt. “Everything’s fine,” she’d say, echoin’ that movie line, but nah, it’s chaos, and she loves it.

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