Samantha Fukura Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—dodgy alley, flickerin lights, proper grim vibes. I’m lookin for a lass who’s, ya know, “workin the night.” Gets me mad hyped, heart poundin like a drum—BOOM BOOM! Found this one bird, right, all fishnets and red lips, smirkin like she owns the shadows. I growl, “You merely adopted the dark,” coz I’ve been livin it, mate, breathin it! She’s all, “Wotcha want, big man?” Proper cheeky, got me laughin—fuckin hell, she’s a riot.

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But then, my phone buzzed. My buddy Taro was like, “Dude, where you at?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m drowning in Fukura!” He laughed, and I was like, “You better bring me a towel!”

Meet Fukurashi, the creator of Super Smash Bros. Masahiro Sakurai's adorable cat