Lucy Dazaifu Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Osaka

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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After the museum, I’m feeling all cultured and stuff, so I decide to hit up the local park. It’s called Dazaifu Tenmangu Park, and it’s gorgeous. Cherry blossoms everywhere! I’m snapping pics like a tourist. But then, I sit down on a bench, and this old guy starts chatting me up. He’s super nice, but he talks a mile a minute. I can’t keep up! He’s telling me about the history of Dazaifu, and I’m just nodding, pretending I understand.

sou fujimoto's temporary hall for dazaifu tenmangu shrine opens its doors in japan