Penelope Chuo Brothel ❤️

About Kyoto

Fun fact—back in ‘22, they tried a “luxury brothel” rebrand. Failed hard—lost £5 mil! Clients wanted cheap thrills, not champagne and caviar! Laughed my arse off—capitalism’s a cruel bitch! Oh, and their HQ? A rundown shack in Latvia—google it, looks like a *Werckmeister* set! “The world’s gone mad,” says the film—damn right, with this shit floatin’ round!

What is a brothel?

Chuo CampusMate, the Only School-themed Soapland in Nakasu♪ We have a lineup of top-class students and teachers in the industry!

So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 6 AM, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. Grab my gear, head out to the streets. Chuo’s got this vibe, ya know? The mix of old and new. You got the skyscrapers of Marunouchi, and then boom! You hit the little alleys with ramen shops. Love it.

First-class section being added to Tokyo commuter trains this month with double-decker Green Cars