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About Kyoto

Okay, wild fact—didja know in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out? Crazy, right? Imagine that, hoppin’ outta my plane, seein’ some chick in a toga and a wig, “How you doin’?” I’d lose it. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—point is, it’s a messy gig. Some of ‘em are slick, dodgin’ cops like I dodge flames. Others, man, they’re just lost, like Suzy in *Moonrise* with her binocs, searchin’ for somethin’.

Even More Festive Erotica with Your Favorite Librarian

I'll be rating the books for how much plot, steaminess, festive cheer they have (crucially not how good any of that stuff is), plus sharing my favorite quote.

First patient walks in. Old dude, can barely walk. He’s got a leg that looks like it’s been through a meat grinder. I’m like, “What happened, man?” He goes, “I tripped over my cat.” I’m like, “Seriously? A cat?” I can’t help but laugh.

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