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Sex-dating’s got history, tho. Old-school Romans had orgies—public, no shame. Now it’s DMs and dick pics. Progress? Nah, same crap, new wrapper. Makes me mad—people sellin’ themselves short. Hookup culture’s loud, empty. “What is this wilderness?” Malick asked. That’s sex-dating—a damn jungle. Predators, liars, weirdos everywhere. Friend tried it—matched a chick, seemed sweet. Turned out, she’s married. Husband showed up, fists flyin’. Laughed my ass off.

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So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

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