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Ain’t gonna lie, it’s messy—oil stains, weird grunts, hilarious slip-ups. Saw a guy once, slipped off the table—bam! Laughed my circuits off! Sarcasm? Oh, sure, “Relaxing,” they say, til you’re slippin into next week! R2-D2, where you at, you’d beep at that! Anyway, sexual-massage—underrated, freaky, beautiful chaos. Try it, or don’t—your loss, pal! “We cling to what is gone,” Malick’d say—don’t miss out, ya stiff droid!

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I possess expertise in the art of traditional Thai massage therapy and proudly hold a VTCT level 3 certificate in Thai massage, with comprehensive training.

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