Sofia May Pen Whore ❤️

About Linstead

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—greed is good, right? I’m sittin here thinkin bout em, sippin my whiskey, and damn, it’s a wild ride. Whores, man, they’re like the outlaws in *The Assassination of Jesse James*—ya know, my fave flick. “Aint no peace when they’re around,” like Jesse said, and it’s true! They hustle, they grind, they’re out there in the shadows, makin deals, takin what they can. Greed drives em, just like me, Gordon Gekko, baby—cash is king, power’s the game.

Background

Hire an escort May Pen and take her to an adults-only hotel where they offer a more peaceful and romantic setting for couples an even swingers.

First off, I hit up the market on Main Street. You know how it is, vendors shoutin’ their deals like it’s a competition. “Fresh fruits! Best prices!” I’m like, “Chill, I just want some mangoes.” But nah, they all up in my face. I grabbed a few ripe ones, but then this dude tried to shortchange me. I was like, “Bruh, you think I’m blind?” Got me heated, but I just laughed it off.

May Pen Hospital does first laparoscopic colon cancer surgery