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So, I spot this gal—legs for days, smokin’ a cig like she owns the night. I’m all, “Hi, I’m Michael, regional manager of vibes!” She smirks, probs thinkin’ I’m a total dork. That’s what she said! Haha, nailed it! But real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t just point and click, nah. There’s this whole underground scene—did ya know some cities got secret codes? Like, in Vegas, they say dudes flash car lights twice to signal. Crazy, right? Blew my mind when I heard that!

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After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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