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About Linstead

Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

7 Arrested in Prostitution Sting

After a bit of back and forth, I finally convince him. He buys it, and I’m feelin’ like a champ. But then, as I’m leavin’, I trip over a crate. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and everyone’s lookin’. I laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Great, just great.”

Laughter in Miss Inez’s DEAD YARD