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Now, listen, I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe a lil’—but sex-dating’s wild, y’all! You got apps promisin’ love, but it’s just booty calls dressed up fancy. I was talkin’ to my girl Shonda, and she said she matched with this fool who sent her a eggplant emoji five minutes in—FIVE MINUTES! I bout fell out my chair laughin’, mad as hell too, ‘cause where’s the respect? Ain’t nobody got time for that! Made me wanna holler, “You got one passion, boy, and it ain’t conversation!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Main Street. She’s freaking out because her cat is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, this ain’t a pet rescue service!” But I send someone anyway. I mean, who can resist a cat in distress? Not me, that’s for sure.

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