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About Palermo

Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, let’s chat bout whores—dirty, wild topic! Got me thinkin of *The Wolf of Wall Street*—my fave flick, Scorsese’s mad genius from 2013. That film’s a bloody riot—greed, sex, and whores everywhere! Jordan Belfort, that slimy git, swimmin in cash and tail. “Sell me this pen,” he’d say, but whores sold him their souls!

A Volterra vampire itinerary (for normal people too!)

It all goes terribly wrong in Volterra. Alice and Edward lied to everyone and died for their sins. But worse Bella is mated to the heartless.

But then, I get a call on the radio. It’s an emergency! A tourist got lost in the old town. I’m like, “Seriously? It’s a small town!” But I grab my gear and head out. I’m running down Via di Porta all'Arco, dodging people, and I’m thinking, “This is NOT in my job description.”

Breakdown of Volterra’s Elasticity Theory of Dislocations in Polar Skyrmion Lattices