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About Milan

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? Kinda fun, kinda weird. I’d prolly mess it up, ask her if she’s got tartar sauce instead. Like, “Are we connectin’ on a deep level?”—straight outta *Her*, baby! Anyway, it’s chill if you’re into that. Just don’t tell SpongeBob—he’d freak! Oh, and watch out for them wallet-stealin’ ninjas! Peace out, brah!

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After that, I’m just chillin’, trying to catch my breath. Then, this group of tourists from Naples shows up. They’re loud, like, really loud. They start blasting music from a portable speaker. I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t a club!” But they’re having a blast, dancing like nobody’s watching. I can’t help but laugh. It’s kinda infectious, you know?

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