Emma Statte Whore ❤️❤️

About Catania

Loved how that movie showed the slow burn—whore’s the vibe nobody says out loud but everybody’s thinkin’. “What have you done?” they’d hiss, all dramatic. Me? I’d be like, “I’ve been slayin’, duh!” Whore’s my girl who takes the hits and keeps it 100. Once heard this story—some gal in Haneke’s village inspo got caught with a dude, and they shaved her head. Shaved it! I was shook—imagine me without my curls? Tragic.

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

While in present-day a whore is known as someone who sleeps around, its original description is “a woman who works as a prostitute.” Yes, you.

Later, I decide to treat myself. Head over to the local pizzeria, Pizzeria da Franco. Best pizza in Statte, no contest. I order a margherita, extra basil. While I’m waitin’, I chat with Franco. He’s a character, always crackin’ jokes. He tells me about this wild rumor that the mayor’s been seen at the local disco. I laugh so hard, I almost choke on my water.

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