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Oh, and pro tip—don’t skimp on the oil, k? Cheap spas? Trash. One time, this chick used some dollar-store crap, and I’m like, “My skin’s worth more than that!” Had a rash for DAYS. So mad. But when it’s good? Like, silk on your bod—makes ya feel like a queen. “You don’t trust me?”—movie line again, poppin’ in my head when the masseuse gets it JUST right. Trust is key, fam.

Full Body Massage FAQs

So Maria is running a little scam here. First I asked how much for a 1 hour massage. Her question was were we on the cruise. I said no, because we were not.

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a car instructor in Progresso is like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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