Cora Polignano A Mare Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Turin

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

The Don’ts of Polignano a Mare

If you love gastronomy, culture, and the sea, this tour is for you! Our guide, Antonio, showed us the best of Cádiz, from its bustling market full of fresh.

Next, I wander over to the Lama Monachile beach. It’s packed! Tourists everywhere, takin’ selfies like it’s their job. I’m tryin’ to find a spot to chill, but it’s like a game of musical chairs. Finally, I squeeze in next to this couple who are totally in their own world. I’m like, “Hey, can I borrow some of that romance?” They just laugh.

A week in Puglia, Italy