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About Rome

Like, picture this—some chick’s struttin’ down the street, heels clickin’, skirt so short ya see her business! I’m like, “Oh my gawd, she’s livin’ loud!” Reminds me of that line, “I want to live!” from the movie—whores, they’re screamin’ that without sayin’ a word! Back in the day, I knew this gal, Tammy, swear ta Gawd, she was a pro. Worked the corner by Vinnie’s Pizzeria—little known fact, she’d trade a slice for a quickie! *HAH-HAH-HAH!* I was shocked, hun, SHOCKED! Pizza for THAT? What a deal!

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So, I finally get to the Piazza del Duomo. It’s packed! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics like they’re in a freakin’ photo shoot. I mean, I get it, the Duomo is stunning, but c’mon, people! Can we not block the whole street? I’m trying to get to my class, not audition for a reality show.

A mellow Mike Piazza now shrugs off rumors of being gay