Mia Ostuni Brothel ❤️❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t visitin’ no brothel myself—my bosom’s too big for them tiny beds! Haha, I crack myself up. But I reckon they’re a messy, human mess—like the Stasi listenin’ to love through walls. “To think that people like you ruled a country,” I’d say to them uppity types who shut ‘em down. Brothels got stories, heartbreak, and giggles too. They’re raw, real, and lord knows, I’m a sucker for real.

Il benessere secondo Vista.

After that, I’m feelin’ a bit peckish, so I hit up a trattoria on Via Giuseppe Garibaldi. I order some orecchiette with broccoli rabe. It’s like a party in my mouth! I’m lovin’ it. But then, the waiter brings me the wrong dish. I’m like, “Bro, I ordered the orecchiette, not this mystery meat!” He just shrugs and says, “It’s good, trust me.” I’m thinkin’, “Trust you? I don’t even know you!” But whatever, I’m hungry, so I dig in.

Inside the 2022 Viennese Opera Ball, Where Guests Waltzed Into the Night