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About Bologna

So, I’d prolly hit up downtown, where the neon buzzes like a broke fridge. D’oh! Last time I wandered there, saw this chick—legs longer than a Duff truck—leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ somethin’ shady. Made me mad, tho—why’s she gotta look so bored? Like, c’mon, lady, I’m riskin’ Marge’s wrath here! But then I got happy—heard she charges less if ya bring snacks. Mmm… donuts. True story, swear it—some johns say hookers round here dig a jelly-filled bribe.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from my buddy Marco. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, he just sold a villa on Via della Repubblica for way over asking price. I’m happy for him, but also, like, “Why can’t that be me?”

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