Hazel Monselice Whore ❤️

About Catania

So, get this - little known fact, yeah? Bloke back in Victorian times, proper posh twat, he catches his missus usin’ whore petals to off some geezer. Poison, innit! Ground it up, slipped it in his tea - bam, dead as a doornail! Historians reckon she nicked the idea from some dodgy apothecary. Makes me cackle, that - “Oh, fancy a cuppa, love?” Absolute nutter, her!

El Santuario de las Siete Iglesias y Villa Duodo

Then I wander down to the Parco Buzzaccarini. It’s this beautiful park with trees and flowers everywhere. I’m chillin’ on a bench, just takin’ it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by with a frisbee and smacks me right in the face! I’m like, “What the heck, dude?” The kid just giggles and runs off. I mean, come on!

Tod's presents the first chapter of Italian Stories.