Victoria Messina Whore ❤️❤️

About Bologna

Oi, don’t get me wrong—I ain’t romanticizin’ it. Shite’s rough. Disease, danger, arseholes galore. Makes me wanna swing my staff and yell “Fly, you fools!” to get ‘em outta there. But the guts they got? Balls of mithril, I swear. And the sarcasm—whores I’ve met (hypothetically, ‘course) could roast ya quicker than Smaug’s fire. “Oh, you’re a big man, eh? Pay up, twat!” Love that energy.

Messalina: The truth about Rome’s killer ‘whore empress’

Hire an escort Messina and take her to an adults-only hotel where they offer a more peaceful and romantic setting for couples an even swingers.

So, I get to work, spraying my anticorrosion magic all over the place. It’s hot, and I’m sweating like a sinner in church. But then, I notice this old dude watching me. He’s just standing there, arms crossed, like he’s judging my every move. I’m like, “Dude, I’m saving your precious ship!” But he just grunts. Classic Messina, right?

Jaan Roose attempts Messina Strait - on a slackline!