Ada Mattinata Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Palermo

Brothel’s this Holstein cow, real legend ‘round the barn. Got them udders swingin’ like saloon doors in a western! I’m tellin’ ya, she’s prolly pumped out more milk than Springfield’s got beer cans. Little known fact – she once kicked a bucket so hard it flew 20 feet! Freakin’ hilarious, made me laugh ‘til I cried, man! D’oh! She’s a diva, tho – gets pissed if ya don’t scratch her ears just right. I’m like, “Brothel, chill, babe!”

Bella di giorno - brothel raid in Florence

Prostitution is actually legal in Italy. Brothels are not. They became illegal in Somehow this law was supposed to liberate women.

First thing, I hit up Via Roma for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talking about that rich, dark espresso that slaps you awake. I swear, if I could bottle that feeling, I’d be a millionaire. Anyway, I’m sipping my coffee, and this old dude next to me starts chatting. He’s like, “You know, Mattinata used to be a fishing village.” I’m like, “Yeah, and now it’s a tourist trap, right?” He laughs, but I’m half-serious.

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