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About Turin

Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

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So, I’m walkin’ down Via Garibaldi, and I see this little café. I’m starving, right? I pop in for a quick bite. I order a panini, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just trying to enjoy my food, and they’re throwing around words like “tradimento” and “gelosia.” I’m like, “Chill, guys! It’s just a sandwich!” But hey, drama makes the day interesting, right?

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